You're twisting my melon man

 

Like a chicken with a fork

 

We all need to think about the moon

 

Will the real Sultan Cole stand up?

 

I sold my soul for a packet of pork scratchings and a pint of old and filthy

 

Venus de Milo buys a biro

 

My brother eats his old string vests

 

Beware the Zonny

 

Poke your soul with a stick

 

I'm just a country boy named Sticky Sidebends, I'm just a country boy called Nobby Joe.

 

Be more Malcolm

 

You too can win a bago!

 

Pusillanimous horseshit

 

Gilbert ate his crisps

 

meat pudding

 

Breaking bread with the iceman

 

I couldn't eat a whole womble

 

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby

 

Intrigued of Billingsgate

 

Colonel Mustard buys a lead pipe