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The loin cloth of habitual flapping


 

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"Philadelphia rechnung, I love you-oo. Yes I do!"

 


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It's beginning to look a lot like bogshed


 

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It's beginning to look a lot like Solstice


 

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Nude


 

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I saw this and thought of you


 

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Cover me in hobnail boots and cover me in roses


 

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Lucifer's brother was late to the party


 

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Chakra balancing


 

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Fiat Lux


 

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Rage, rage against the dying of the light


 

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Born to be marginally raucous


 

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We depart leaving unfinished business


 

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Existentialist fridge magnet


 

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You can't catch me. I'm not contagious.


 

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“We wake the dead with upstairs drums”


 

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Can you take me back where I came from? Can you take me back?


 

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Boil in a bag emotions


 

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Energise Young Minds


 

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...remember the days, when humpy backed camels drank warm lemonade.


 

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The Golden Treasury


 

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The dawn of the Plebstix


 

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An audience with the pipe


 

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there once was a pair of pears


 

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Lady Mondegreen's cocked spanner


 

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Money saving tips for the handy lad


 

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Jesus wants me for a bum seam


 

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Fanny


 

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I was at school with bald penis


 

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Spiritualised fudge munglers


 

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Printed by


 

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The bad grey


 

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Blazers in the jungle


 

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"Everything counts in large amounts..."

 


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A latte without milk please


 

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The forlorn trouser press


 

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The imaginary truth of the cretinous Etonians


 

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Wattle


 

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An orifice for every occasion


 

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Where's Johnny bullshit?


 

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The wankers of ejaculation street


 

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You're not a curator, you're just choosing stuff!


 

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It is all beyond our ken


 

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The vinegar and brown paper years


 

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There is nothing like a drain, nothing in the world


 

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The neoliberalist glee club

 


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What time is the next?


 

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Pas grand-chose


 

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Casual flex


 

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Petit cinqs


 

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      • The loin cloth of habitual flapping
      • "Philadelphia rechnung, I love you-oo. Yes I do!"
      • It's beginning to look a lot like bogshed
      • It's beginning to look a lot like Solstice
      • Nude
      • I saw this and thought of you
      • Cover me in hobnail boots and cover me in roses
      • Lucifer's brother was late to the party
      • Chakra balancing
      • Fiat Lux
      • Rage, rage against the dying of the light
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      • Born to be marginally raucous
      • We depart leaving unfinished business
      • Existentialist fridge magnet
      • You can't catch me. I'm not contagious.
      • “We wake the dead with upstairs drums”
      • Can you take me back where I came from? Can you ta...
      • Boil in a bag emotions
      • Energise Young Minds
      • ...remember the days, when humpy backed camels dra...
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      • The Golden Treasury
      • The dawn of the Plebstix
      • An audience with the pipe
      • there once was a pair of pears
      • Lady Mondegreen's cocked spanner
      • Money saving tips for the handy lad
      • Jesus wants me for a bum seam
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      • Fanny
      • I was at school with bald penis
      • Spiritualised fudge munglers
      • Printed by
      • The bad grey
      • Blazers in the jungle
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      • "Everything counts in large amounts..."
      • A latte without milk please
      • The forlorn trouser press
      • The imaginary truth of the cretinous Etonians
      • Wattle
      • An orifice for every occasion
      • Where's Johnny bullshit?
      • The wankers of ejaculation street
      • You're not a curator, you're just choosing stuff!
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      • The vinegar and brown paper years
      • There is nothing like a drain, nothing in the world
      • The neoliberalist glee club
      • What time is the next?
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      • Pas grand-chose
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