Warm hands, starched underwear.

 

Like

 

fuck off with your inspirational memes ii

 

arse

 

Hi, I’m an influencer

 

Brian took his parish clerk and peripatetic shaman duties very seriously

 

As I said to Elspeth, WTAF is a life hack anyway?

 

Fuck off with your life hacks.

 

The clickbait lavatory attendant

 

Big jobs for small arseholes

 

Quentin nonchalantly dismissed the notion of ambient death-metal grime

 

Something unexplainable happened

 

I truly am

 

The reticent gobshite