Butter clenching bravado

 

Truculent indigo

 

Don't try this at home kids

 

Imagine there's no losers or winners if you can

 

The random jottings of the proletariat

 

Laughing in the face of the algorithm

 

The existential banana skin balustrade

 

Sebag the bag goes on his holidays

 

The trolley of rectal indolence

 

The slip-on shoe of inadequacy

 

The compliant fools of right wingery