A luncheon meat sandwich and a bottle of Tizer

 

When is a surrealist a dadaist and vice versa?

 

Have you been menaced by international communism?

 

We don't know where you live!

 

It's art. Get over it!

 

Ernest goes feral

 

Optimising my device

 

Three days in the same underwear

 

Everyone is an expert!

 

Illyrians, hundreds of them!

 

Genghis was a shy boy

 

Got any quantities you want surveying?

 

“Have you tried Pemberton's unique and wholesome todger balsam?”

 

Cheesy chips can do one

 

Take your partners for the Venetian carmaker’s two-step

 

It's not all about Banksy!

 

It's not a bathroom if it doesn't have a bath in it

 

Fuck off with your tray bake

 

Elephant Jones. No rhyme or no reason for, Elephant Jones

 

The elevated Watusi grinder

 

Howling at beetroot

 

Despite our offerings the gods were displeased

 

Memes will eat themselves

 

The professional dilettante

 

Feeling cute. Might spontaneously combust later.

 

First rule of first rule club?

 

Basil was known for his flatulence

 

The man in the chip shop had only one flip flop

 

The International situationist buys tahini

 

Hash browns are shit

 

By the inflatable balls of Sir Henry Circumference

 

Sadie contemplated plasticine

 

It's only ‘official' or ‘officially’ if it's sanctioned by a recognised governing body

 

My tokens have been funged