Is it a bird, is it a plane? No it’s Danger Bench.

 

We all assumed that the aggregate was homogenised

 

Fair dinkum

 

You're twisting my melon man

 

Like a chicken with a fork

 

We all need to think about the moon

 

Will the real Sultan Cole stand up?

 

I sold my soul for a packet of pork scratchings and a pint of old and filthy

 

Venus de Milo buys a biro

 

My brother eats his old string vests

 

Beware the Zonny

 

Poke your soul with a stick

 

I'm just a country boy named Sticky Sidebends, I'm just a country boy called Nobby Joe.

 

Be more Malcolm

 

You too can win a bago!

 

Pusillanimous horseshit

 

Gilbert ate his crisps

 

meat pudding

 

Breaking bread with the iceman

 

I couldn't eat a whole womble

 

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby

 

Intrigued of Billingsgate

 

Colonel Mustard buys a lead pipe

 

Inventor of the drive by disco

 

The knobhead shandy vessel

 

The urinary passage of time

 

Young and fancy, spam and binty. The girl from Esperanto goes squinty.

 

A luncheon meat sandwich and a bottle of Tizer

 

When is a surrealist a dadaist and vice versa?

 

Have you been menaced by international communism?

 

We don't know where you live!

 

It's art. Get over it!

 

Ernest goes feral

 

Optimising my device

 

Three days in the same underwear

 

Everyone is an expert!

 

Illyrians, hundreds of them!

 

Genghis was a shy boy

 

Got any quantities you want surveying?

 

“Have you tried Pemberton's unique and wholesome todger balsam?”

 

Cheesy chips can do one

 

Take your partners for the Venetian carmaker’s two-step

 

It's not all about Banksy!

 

It's not a bathroom if it doesn't have a bath in it

 

Fuck off with your tray bake

 

Elephant Jones. No rhyme or no reason for, Elephant Jones

 

The elevated Watusi grinder

 

Howling at beetroot

 

Despite our offerings the gods were displeased

 

Memes will eat themselves