He knew immediately that he would never be a Space Dennis

 

Mr Robert Dazzler

 

Cuppa soup?

 

Life coaching and drain clearance

 

Tattooed gorillas

 

Neil Desperandum

 

Eventually comfortable socks become uncomfortable

 

What would Stanley Unwin do?

 

Existential Meltdown

 

Hideous haircut - Mullet madness

 

Soup and the End of Meaning

 

second-hand-shandy

 

A symphony of rubber ducks

 

Turns out that the universe looks just like a scotch pancake

 

Just had my Bagnall Lanced

 

The day I ate my own bodyweight in prunes

 

The Onomatopoeia tapes

 

Mrs Trellis buys a handbag

 

Discover the beauty of a decaying seaside town

 

Welcome to Ploppydom

 

Goggles aforethought

 

Sometimes you're better off dead

 

In a lunchbox in a dead end town

 

File your own blimmin bastards

 

Channel Light Vessel Automatic

 

Salvador Dali ate my doughnut

 

Crazy cosmic jive

 

Looking in from outside

 

The joy of angst

 

Filthy Keith buys some wine gums

 

You can stick your Chardonnay

 

Ned Kelly crochets an antimacassar

 

People who drink their own body weight in water. What's that about?

 

Barry and Karen liked to emulsify

 

We come in peace earthlings

 

Flange

 

Brünnhilde goes clubbing

 

We are agents of the scree

 

Eeh, ecky thump!

 

Splunge

 

The nanny of hoot

 

Mike of Whitby, first time caller.

 

The laws of perversity have decreed it

 

Oliver struggles with his reflexive herbs

 

Malcolm reads from the weighty tome of ennui

 

We made our own fun in those days!

 

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

 

Two words to strike fear into the hearts of even the hardest of the hard; jazz fusion

 

Douglas liked to stare at rayon

 

Clocks gossip