Perfunctory Blancmange
Dadaist memes for the people and other nonsense
What would Stanley Unwin do?
Existential Meltdown
Hideous haircut - Mullet madness
Soup and the End of Meaning
second-hand-shandy
A symphony of rubber ducks
Turns out that the universe looks just like a scotch pancake
Just had my Bagnall Lanced
The day I ate my own bodyweight in prunes
The Onomatopoeia tapes
Mrs Trellis buys a handbag
Discover the beauty of a decaying seaside town
Welcome to Ploppydom
Goggles aforethought
Sometimes you're better off dead
In a lunchbox in a dead end town
File your own blimmin bastards
Channel Light Vessel Automatic
Salvador Dali ate my doughnut
Crazy cosmic jive
Looking in from outside
The joy of angst
Filthy Keith buys some wine gums
You can stick your Chardonnay
Ned Kelly crochets an antimacassar
People who drink their own body weight in water. What's that about?
Barry and Karen liked to emulsify
We come in peace earthlings
Flange
Brünnhilde goes clubbing
We are agents of the scree
Eeh, ecky thump!
Splunge
The nanny of hoot
Mike of Whitby, first time caller.
The laws of perversity have decreed it
Oliver struggles with his reflexive herbs
Malcolm reads from the weighty tome of ennui
We made our own fun in those days!
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Two words to strike fear into the hearts of even the hardest of the hard; jazz fusion
Douglas liked to stare at rayon
Clocks gossip
I was once served Eggs Benedict with pea shoots for breakfast! WTAF?
Wishing you blancmange in your underpants
I like to reggae with my balls tied up with string
Bottle bank in your favour, collect £10
Deirdre was convinced that we should have turned left at the Euphrates
Punk is not dead
Sidney became confused by moonlit jazz
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