Perfunctory Blancmange
Dadaist memes for the people and other nonsense
I was once served Eggs Benedict with pea shoots for breakfast! WTAF?
Wishing you blancmange in your underpants
I like to reggae with my balls tied up with string
Bottle bank in your favour, collect £10
Deirdre was convinced that we should have turned left at the Euphrates
Punk is not dead
Sidney became confused by moonlit jazz
Building a brand, one lump of shit at a time
Pull a sicky
Aliens round for breakfast
Cosmo strings
What's for tea? Nuns again?
Nebulous resilience
Corrugated cow pats
The march of the giant microbes
Urinals are just plain wrong
Mellifluous trunnion flob
The lugubrious cummerbund
The case of the irritating thong
Picasso sends an email
First boil your piss for 25 minutes. Then chill. It's a group challenge.
Edna the invertebrate woman
Fuck off with your POVs
Cabbages are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
Pets lick their own arses
Lunar Disco in Monochrome
Someone needs to invent the arse deodorant
She considered piles to be an occupational hazard
Everyone’s eating pumpkin pie in the good old-fashioned way
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
Basil's postcard to the Corinthians
Ignorance is slavery
Low slung
“When we were at school, our games were simple...
Nobody says ‘huzzah’ in real life
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