Perfunctory Blancmange
Dadaist memes for the people and other nonsense
Salvador Dali ate my doughnut
Crazy cosmic jive
Looking in from outside
The joy of angst
Filthy Keith buys some wine gums
You can stick your Chardonnay
Ned Kelly crochets an antimacassar
People who drink their own body weight in water. What's that about?
Barry and Karen liked to emulsify
We come in peace earthlings
Flange
Brünnhilde goes clubbing
We are agents of the scree
Eeh, ecky thump!
Splunge
The nanny of hoot
Mike of Whitby, first time caller.
The laws of perversity have decreed it
Oliver struggles with his reflexive herbs
Malcolm reads from the weighty tome of ennui
We made our own fun in those days!
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Two words to strike fear into the hearts of even the hardest of the hard; jazz fusion
Douglas liked to stare at rayon
Clocks gossip
I was once served Eggs Benedict with pea shoots for breakfast! WTAF?
Wishing you blancmange in your underpants
I like to reggae with my balls tied up with string
Bottle bank in your favour, collect £10
Deirdre was convinced that we should have turned left at the Euphrates
Punk is not dead
Sidney became confused by moonlit jazz
Building a brand, one lump of shit at a time
Pull a sicky
Aliens round for breakfast
Cosmo strings
What's for tea? Nuns again?
Nebulous resilience
Corrugated cow pats
The march of the giant microbes
Urinals are just plain wrong
Mellifluous trunnion flob
The lugubrious cummerbund
The case of the irritating thong
Picasso sends an email
First boil your piss for 25 minutes. Then chill. It's a group challenge.
Edna the invertebrate woman
Fuck off with your POVs
Cabbages are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
Pets lick their own arses
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