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Despite his mother telling him he'd go blind Bon continued to play with his Jovies

 


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Tell me. What exactly is a pissflap?


 

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The Christmas banana

 


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Chestnuts roasting on an open tyre


 

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The Christmas Tortoise


 

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What did you do in the culture wars daddy?


 

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Comedy fudge


 

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lady garden terpsichore

 


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I could have been something


 

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Hi, I’m an influencer (ii)


 

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Judgey McJudgeface’s musical commode


 

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Swim at your own risk


 

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Wayne collected stamps


 

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The flesh-coloured yoghurt ants were far worse than even he feared.


 

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fuck off with your inspirational memes iii


 

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Fuck off with your stories


 

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Diamonds are for Trevor




 

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The right honourable Araldite Flange


 

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If one day you dare to dream...




 

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Messle and Porter


 

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The bollock-faced contrarian


 

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It's a pixie plopper. It's a pixie plopper.


 

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The mind numbing tedium of prog rock noodling


 

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Down the garrel of a bun


 

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Fucking weirdness


 

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I'm a atrowshus spellerer


 

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Warm hands, starched underwear.


 

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Like

 


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fuck off with your inspirational memes ii


 

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arse


 

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Hi, I’m an influencer


 

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Brian took his parish clerk and peripatetic shaman duties very seriously


 

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As I said to Elspeth, WTAF is a life hack anyway?


 

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Fuck off with your life hacks.


 

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The clickbait lavatory attendant


 

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Big jobs for small arseholes


 

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Quentin nonchalantly dismissed the notion of ambient death-metal grime

 


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Something unexplainable happened


 

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I truly am


 

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The reticent gobshite


 

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Regrets


 

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NÂș1 The tortoise, the tortoise


 

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You'll know us by the cut of our jib


 

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My chosen subject is wobbly bits

 


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Aftershave. And the point of it is?


 

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The training of the shoe


 

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fuck off with your inspirational memes


 

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The long distance tribes of Basildon


 

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amuse-bouche


 

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Basil treasured the arse stick of beelzebub


 

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      • Fucking weirdness
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      • Hi, I’m an influencer
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      • As I said to Elspeth, WTAF is a life hack anyway?
      • Fuck off with your life hacks.
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      • Big jobs for small arseholes
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      • Something unexplainable happened
      • I truly am
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      • My chosen subject is wobbly bits
      • Aftershave. And the point of it is?
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