Artisan baristas on scooters

 

It turns out our glorious leader offered insurance advice

 

Be-bop-a-lula

 

Eat more cake

 

Surrounded and confounded by sadistic flans

 

Turns out that Rufus wasn’t

 

Is a club sandwich?

 

Sleepers awake

 

Beyond...“the worst thing in the world.”

 

The full Brontë

 

I do hope you are over yourself now

 

The veritable crisps of the ancients

 

The ghost of Gene Autry's knicker elastic

 

On the plus side, radishes

 

All wrongs unreserved

 

War, it's not big and it's not clever

 

Avoid anything zany

 

The claw hammer of sobriety

 

Turnips again