I sold my soul for a packet of pork scratchings and a pint of old and filthy

 

Venus de Milo buys a biro

 

My brother eats his old string vests

 

Beware the Zonny

 

Poke your soul with a stick

 

I'm just a country boy named Sticky Sidebends, I'm just a country boy called Nobby Joe.

 

Be more Malcolm

 

You too can win a bago!

 

Pusillanimous horseshit

 

Gilbert ate his crisps