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Goats are the future


 

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The apocalypse


 

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Dadavision


 

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Space worry cockle edition paste bromide


 

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Your N°1 triangulation station across the nation!


 

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Gary Foreskin


 

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Pi curious


 

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The value structure of wenge ennui


 

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Time Vexed Lobster Maths Carpet Erosion


 

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Suffered an indignity?


 

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It was around the time I converted to natural gas


 

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I was shattered (04)


 

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Lemons aren't just for Christmas


 

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Ceci n'est pas une pipe


 

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Wear a mask (03)


 

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Now wash your hands (05)


 

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George was a bit sceptical


 

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Chlamydia Winciette-Smyth


 

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Purple parker people eater paranoia


 

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Aggregate breakfast emulsion


 

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Wear a mask (02)


 

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Keep it stupid simple (01)


 

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Extreme moderation


 

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Bachman Turner oven gloves poptastic


 

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Forced Battenburg curry titillation


 

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Now wash your hands (04)


 

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The flip flop of fatigue


 

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Guided by the science


 

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A thousand chides to the lost souls of Albion


 

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Mr Diphtheria Jones and her doughnut of oblivion


 

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Guided by Scotch broth


 

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By the sacred genitals of Wishbone Ash...


 

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Defy logic lick salad cream


 

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Wash your hands now


 

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Now wash your hands (03)


 

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Come into the garden Maud


 

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Higgs Bosun salted caramel


 

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Guided by marzipan


 

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It's all gone Barry Thong


 

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I was shattered (03)


 

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Where have all the Greebos gone?


 

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Gabba gabba hey hey


 

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I was shattered (02)


 

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Nature vs Maths


 

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Nobody actually cares


 

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Now wash your hands (02)


 

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The Karlheinz Stockhausen stirrup pump anathema


 

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Goujon


 

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My algorithm brings all the boys to the yard


 

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Flag shaggers of the world unite and froth over


 

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      • Goats are the future
      • The apocalypse
      • Dadavision
      • Space worry cockle edition paste bromide
      • Your N°1 triangulation station across the nation!
      • Gary Foreskin
      • Pi curious
      • The value structure of wenge ennui
      • Time Vexed Lobster Maths Carpet Erosion
      • Suffered an indignity?
      • It was around the time I converted to natural gas
      • I was shattered (04)
      • Lemons aren't just for Christmas
      • Ceci n'est pas une pipe
      • Wear a mask (03)
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      • Now wash your hands (05)
      • George was a bit sceptical
      • Chlamydia Winciette-Smyth
      • Purple parker people eater paranoia
      • Aggregate breakfast emulsion
      • Wear a mask (02)
      • Keep it stupid simple (01)
      • Extreme moderation
      • Bachman Turner oven gloves poptastic
      • Forced Battenburg curry titillation
      • Now wash your hands (04)
      • The flip flop of fatigue
      • Guided by the science
      • A thousand chides to the lost souls of Albion
      • Mr Diphtheria Jones and her doughnut of oblivion
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      • Guided by Scotch broth
      • By the sacred genitals of Wishbone Ash...
      • Defy logic lick salad cream
      • Wash your hands now
      • Now wash your hands (03)
      • Come into the garden Maud
      • Higgs Bosun salted caramel
      • Guided by marzipan
      • It's all gone Barry Thong
      • I was shattered (03)
      • Where have all the Greebos gone?
      • Gabba gabba hey hey
      • I was shattered (02)
      • Nature vs Maths
      • Nobody actually cares
      • Now wash your hands (02)
      • The Karlheinz Stockhausen stirrup pump anathema
      • Goujon
      • My algorithm brings all the boys to the yard
      • Flag shaggers of the world unite and froth over
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