Despite our offerings the gods were displeased

 

Memes will eat themselves

 

The professional dilettante

 

Feeling cute. Might spontaneously combust later.

 

First rule of first rule club?

 

Basil was known for his flatulence

 

The man in the chip shop had only one flip flop

 

The International situationist buys tahini

 

Hash browns are shit

 

By the inflatable balls of Sir Henry Circumference

 

Sadie contemplated plasticine

 

It's only ‘official' or ‘officially’ if it's sanctioned by a recognised governing body

 

My tokens have been funged