Envisioning is not a real word

 

Whiskey Alpha November Kilo Echo Romeo

 

Batshit sensible

 

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

 

Throb Moist Fetish Flange Plop Spunk

 

Surprising item in the bagging area

 

Maud turned up the radio

 

Vacuum cleaners suck

 

He didn't have to be a Jimmy Rockstar

I want to lick your knees

 

We can be chinos. Just for one day.

 

Flummoxed mandarins

 

bullocks rollocks cassocks hassocks futtocks bedsocks

 

We’re all just trying to be cool

 

Buttering your pea soup baby, that's where it's at.

 

“It’s so dystopian in the catchiest way”

 

Deciduous pralines

 

Activated nuts

 

accordion sphinx botulism sphincter cronyism spanner

 

The Piltdown ladies choral society

 

Fuck off with your Coca Cola!

 

Itma baby, Itma

 

"after such gatherings she would be taciturn and morose”

 

One Nobby Stickson

 

Butter pie?

 

Hot snacks, I love you so

 

The pirates of pendants

 

He farts like a lazy tiger

 

The Hard sell

 

The Eucalyptus Eulogy

 

Do you feel free if your bags are off the wall?

 

Angels with bacon

 

“Suicide statements are the measure of the man”

 

Diary of a lavatory attendant