A pot of natural yogurt and a pair of chest expanders

 

Whistling spoons in the afternoon by the sunlight

 

Mrs Dale's diary meets Conan the barbarian

 

Look in the mirror

 

Anyone got Harry Worth’s number?

 

Plumptious

 

I think I need more roughage

 

Dwane was nervous of public transport

 

Let's remove chicken from the food chain

 

Out to lunch

 

There is no such word as ‘gotten’

 

Dear silent majority, FFS speak up!

 

Ambient sock music

 

Audrey, it's simply tawdry

 

Anal glue

 

Geezer

 

stench wench bench drench hench trench

 

The anaglypta strippergramme

 

White chocolate isn't chocolate

 

Drinking in the tedium bar

 

Fair enough

 

Swarfega and bran flakes

 

Death by trousers

 

We say shitface you say cupcake under my umbrella

 

Thinking inside the box

 

Envisioning is not a real word

 

Whiskey Alpha November Kilo Echo Romeo

 

Batshit sensible

 

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

 

Throb Moist Fetish Flange Plop Spunk

 

Surprising item in the bagging area

 

Maud turned up the radio

 

Vacuum cleaners suck

 

He didn't have to be a Jimmy Rockstar

I want to lick your knees

 

We can be chinos. Just for one day.

 

Flummoxed mandarins

 

bullocks rollocks cassocks hassocks futtocks bedsocks

 

We’re all just trying to be cool

 

Buttering your pea soup baby, that's where it's at.

 

“It’s so dystopian in the catchiest way”

 

Deciduous pralines

 

Activated nuts

 

accordion sphinx botulism sphincter cronyism spanner

 

The Piltdown ladies choral society

 

Fuck off with your Coca Cola!

 

Itma baby, Itma

 

"after such gatherings she would be taciturn and morose”

 

One Nobby Stickson

 

Butter pie?