Clocks gossip

 

I was once served Eggs Benedict with pea shoots for breakfast! WTAF?

 

Wishing you blancmange in your underpants

 

I like to reggae with my balls tied up with string

 

Bottle bank in your favour, collect £10

 

Deirdre was convinced that we should have turned left at the Euphrates

 

Punk is not dead

 

Sidney became confused by moonlit jazz

 

Building a brand, one lump of shit at a time